And nope on the Jennifer Aniston part, too. Did we learn nothing about spreading gossip from the Kate Middleton conspiracy churn? Or Taylor Swift’s “wedding”?

The former First Couple made it clear they are still very much in love … or very committed to needlessly lying about their relationship status!

Social media has been in a frenzy with rumors of a split between Barack Obama and Michelle Obama. It comes as the former first lady skipped out on the funeral for former President Jimmy Carter and the inauguration of current President Donald Trump this week while Barack Obama attended alone.

“Happy birthday to the love of my life, @MichelleObama,” the former president wrote, shadily. “You fill every room with warmth, wisdom, humor, and grace—and you look good doing it. I’m so lucky to be able to take on life’s adventures with you. Love you!”

Michelle Obama has shared numerous photos from her wedding with Barack Obama over the last three decades of marriage, but one is notably more scandalous than the rest

For a while now, people have been speculating that Barack and Michelle Obama could be headed toward a divorce. Here are all of the clearest signs.